Top 10 Funniest Strain Names

We've all been there - looking at a menu and thinking "who the hell comes up with these names?" But Today let's dive into the ten funniest strain names and the stories behind them.

1. Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Born in the Matanuska Valley of Alaska, this strain got its name from its heavy-hitting effects and the thunderous way it grows in Alaska's unique conditions. One hit and you'll understand why it wasn't called "Alaskan Gentle Breeze" instead.

2. Cat Piss

Yeah, this one's exactly what you think. This sativa actually smells like cat urine thanks to its unique terpene profile. Some genius breeder decided to just call it what it is. Despite the name, it's known for its energetic, uplifting effects.

3. Green Crack

Originally called "Green Cush", this strain got renamed by Snoop Dogg himself because of its intensely energetic effects. The name stuck, even though many dispensaries now call it "Green Cush" to avoid the crack reference.

4. Charlie Sheen

Named during the actor's infamous "winning" phase, this hybrid matches his reported energy levels. Just like its namesake, it's known for providing an intense burst of energy followed by complete relaxation.

5. Jean Guy

Not weird until you know the story - this Canadian strain was named after a guy called Jean who grew some incredible weed. That's it. Some random guy called Jean created one of Canada's most famous strains.

6. Meat Breath

This strain gets its name from its unusually savoury, meaty smell. Created by crossing Meatloaf and Mendo Breath, some genius decided to really lean into the meaty theme. The effects are much better than the name suggests.

7. Elephant Ears

Named for its massive fan leaves that grow to ridiculous sizes, looking like elephant ears. The buds are normal sized - it's just those massive leaves that inspired some creative breeder.

8. Barry White

This strain got its name because it makes you feel as smooth as a Barry White song. Deep, relaxing, and perfect for setting the mood - just like the singer himself.

9. Cheetah Piss

Following the success of Cat Piss, someone decided to go bigger. Crossed with three potent strains, it's actually known for its citrusy, diesel smell rather than any feline references.

10. Unicorn Poop

A cross between GMO and Sophisticated Lady, this strain produces buds so colorful and sparkly that someone decided they must have come from a unicorn's behind. The name stuck.

The Art of Strain Naming

Cannabis strain names usually come from one of four places:

• Smell or taste (Cat Piss, Meat Breath)

• Effects (Green Crack, Barry White)

• Appearance (Elephant Ears)

• Growing characteristics (Alaskan Thunder Fuck)

Sometimes breeders just get high and pick whatever sounds good at the time - leading to some of the wild names we see today.

How Names Impact Sales

Interestingly, weird names often help sales. People remember unusual names, and they become talking points. Would Cat Piss be as famous if it was called something normal? Probably not.

Modern Naming Trends

These days, many breeders are moving towards more marketable names, especially as legal markets grow. But there's still room for creativity - just look at strains like Unicorn Poop hitting the market.

The Legacy Lives On

While new strains might have more commercial names, the classics remind us of a time when cannabis breeders could be as weird as they wanted. These names tell stories, make us laugh, and keep a bit of cannabis culture's wild spirit alive.

Whether you're smoking Alaskan Thunder Fuck or puffing on some Cat Piss, remember - someone, somewhere, was probably pretty high when they named it. And that's exactly how it should be.